What was Grace Really Thinking? - Part II
@charles Charles Moore some of this is a repeat of your great post earlier. This is my take with the actual dialog with my "On The Wall" dialog added:
Grace: I’m thinking maybe, maybe we should do the story.
Me On The Wall: Really Grace? You want to go on TV and tell the world that the baby was conceived before the plane came back by a man who had already bred you once and you miscarried that one and so you decided to try again and oh by the way you never bothered to marry this guy you’d been “going steady” with and screwing in the house with a young daughter for 3 years, nice. Or do you want to say the baby was conceived after the plane arrived and you decided to cheat on your husband with your old boyfriend. Nice Grace that makes you an adulterer at a minimum and a whore at most. You really want to announce either of those things to the world? Maybe not. Ben she wants to announce to the world your cuckold status. You good with that?
Ben: What does she have to do with this?
Me On The Wall: I’ll tell you Ben. They are both cheating whore wives who obviously have never heard of “safe sex” nor marital vows.
Ben: What are you saying?
Me On The Wall: Ah Grace, you’ve been thinking. Right, you dreamed this little scheme up all by yourself. Ben think of it this way, she wanted Danny’s baby all along and you had to screw that up, literally.
Me On The Wall: Now the truth comes out, Grace. Señor Danny and you have been cooking up this little story with your faithful employee Rob. How long after being aroused at the Danny meeting on the Upper Westside did it take for you to dump Olive and go meet up with your stud man? Ten minutes max? Ben, once she announces to the world that the baby is Danny’s, you’ll never get custody of it. Danny will lay claim to it and your wifey.
Ben: I am too. I’m terrified.
Grace: It was just an idea. I’m sorry
Ben: I will protect our baby. We both will. Together.
Absolutely brilliant ... pure genius. The best "raw and humor-filled" comment I've ever read about Grace and Ben. And I'm not using hyperbole. I hope that many other viewers take the time to read your comment. IMHO, not only is it ROTF humorous; it's an accurate portrayal of Ben and Grace's dysfunctional relationship.